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Heaven vs Hell

One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians." "What is Hell like?" he asks. "Well," he sighs, "the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the politicians, the English are the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the Dutch are the lovers."

Anonymous

Italian Car Wash

Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is Italian?
A: The one on the scooter.

Anonymous

Light Reading

  1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes
  2. The Norwegian Book Of Cookery
  3. The Scottish Book Of Knowledge

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