Ethnic / Country Jokes - Italian Jokes

Italian at Malta Hotel

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not sheit on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you.'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy''

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Heaven vs Hell

One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians." "What is Hell like?" he asks. "Well," he sighs, "the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the politicians, the English are the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the Dutch are the lovers."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous

Italian Car Wash

Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is Italian?
A: The one on the scooter.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2066 seconds