The Frenchman and the Italian

A Frenchman and an Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude.
"Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!" the Frenchman said, smacking his lips.
So the Italian shot her.

Short Armed Italian

Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A Speech Impediment!

A Brief Declaration

A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"
He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"