Half Jew Half Italian

Q: Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

Italian Boy Grow Mustache

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.

The Frenchman and the Italian

A Frenchman and an Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude.
"Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!" the Frenchman said, smacking his lips.
So the Italian shot her.