Ethnic / Country Jokes - Iranian Jokes

Phone Calls in Hell

There were three guys in Hell: An Iranian, an American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

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Submitted BY: alanwake

So Popular

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
It's like he just blew up overnight.

Anonymous

Iranian Invention

In 1250 the Iranians invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Anonymous
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