Ethnic / Country Jokes - Iranian Jokes

Iranian Locked Out

Q: Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car?
A: It took three hours to get his family out of it.

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It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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Anonymous

Iranian Invention

In 1250 the Iranians invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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