Asian Woman Driving

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”

Short legged girl

Q:  What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Eileen
Q:  What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Irene

Thiland Visit

"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....
with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"
It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.