Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

Defense Arts

A Japanese, Korean and Mexican man were discussing their favorite type of martial arts. Japanese man: I practice karate, the defense art. Korean man: I practice Taekwondo, the art of defense and attack. Mexican man: I practice Judono. The other two ask: We have heard of Judo but not Judono, what is it?
Mexican: Well, judono if I got a gun, judono if I got a knife...

Puerto Rican National Anthem

Q: What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."