Ethnic / Country Jokes

Biden Iraqi Advice

Q: What advice did Joe Biden give to the Iraqi PM after the Carter remarks?
A: Get one of the Benelli shotguns we sent you, fire two shots in the air.  Those ISIS bastards will run for the hills.

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Polish Kid with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.

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Blonde in Australia

Q: Who's got long blonde hair and big tits, and lives in Melbourne, Australia?
A: Salman Rushdie.

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