Ethnic / Country Jokes

Adam and Eve

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian!"

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Mexican Check-Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Polish Burial At Sea

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

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