Proper Passing

McTavish is on his death bed. He calls over his friend Hamish and says, “I have a bottle of 25-year-old whisky under my pillow. When I’m dead would you do me a kindness and pour it over my grave?” “Of course I will,” replies Hamish. “Though I might be passing it through my kidneys first.”

Jews in Mexico?

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican replies, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

Indian System

When white man found this land, Indians were running it. There were:
- No Taxes
- No Debt
- Plenty of buffalo
- Plenty of beaver
- Medicine man was free
- Women did all the work
- Men hunted and fished all the time
The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system!