German Pen

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it because it was prettier than most.  The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".  I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then".  The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?"  I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."

Scottish Parrot

Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A: A Macaw!

Vocabulary

In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."