Englishmen Taunt the Irish

Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner. The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?" "Oh, no, I didn't know that. Thank you." The second Englishman yells, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?" "Oh, no, I didn't know that. Thank you." The third Englishman yells, "Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?" "Oh, no. But that's what your friends have been trying to tell me."

Mexican Golf

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course?
A: I guess someone made a hole in Juan.

No Ice Cubes in Poland

Q: Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him!