Ethnic / Country Jokes

Martin Asshole

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked "Can I help you sir?" Our man said "Yes, I would like to change my name." "What is your current name?" asked the clerk. "Martin Asshole," replied the man. The clerk laughed, and said "I can see why you want a change. What would you like your new name to be?" "Tim."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Russian Camel

Q: What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?
A: A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Submitted BY: MahtiMursu

Peking Theft

Q: What would you call theft in Peking?
A: A Chinese takeaway!

Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2436 seconds