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Pregnant Polish Girl

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

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5 Months Pregnant

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A:  So what's your question, dork?

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Birth Control

Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A: Have sex once a year.

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