Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Fart Jokes

Grosser Than Gross - Farting

Q: What's gross?
A: Farting in the bathtub.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

Anonymous

Why Girls Don't Fart

Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

Anonymous

Dropping a Bomb

A dentist, a nurse, and an army general are flying. The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb. They land the airplane and see what happened... First they found a guy looking for his false teeth. Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds. Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off. They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house."

Anonymous
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