Farts and Enrique Iglesias

Q: What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
A: a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
d. They both stink.

Bombtastic Fart

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter: "Sir! Please stop that immediately." "Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow, "which way was it headed?"

National Fart Day

Q: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
A: Because it's 2/10.