Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Wearing Suspenders

Your sister's so anorexic she has to wear suspenders with her skinny jeans.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Chef Salad

Q: What kind of salad does an epileptic chef make?
A: A seizure salad.

Categories: Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Woman Visits the Therapist

A lady visits her therapist. "I think my husband is a son of a bitch." The therapist asks why she thinks that. She replies, "Well, he kisses me." The therapist kisses her and says, "I kissed you, and I'm not a son of a bitch." She replies, "Yes, but he feels me up." The therapist proceeds to feel her up. He returns to his seat and says, "I felt you up, and I'm not a son of a bitch." The lady replies, "But he -- you know -- has sex with me." So the therapist goes over and has sex with her. After they're finished, the therapist says, "See, I just had sex with you, and I'm not a son of a bitch." The lady says, "Yes, but my husband has AIDS." The therapist says, "SON OF A BITCH."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
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