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Disability Jokes - Quadriplegic Jokes
Can't Feel My Legs
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC... I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!" "Well of course you can't silly!" replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms."
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No Legs, Ditch
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?
A: Phil.
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No Arms
Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
A: Names
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