Disability Jokes

Prosthetic Leg

I had my leg amputated and was too cheap to get a prosthetic leg. So I just went to Toys "R" Us and bought a Barbie doll of Sarah Jessica Parker and turned it upside down and everyone is amazed how realistic it is.

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Helen Keller Screaming

Q: Why didn't anybody hear Helen Keller scream?
A: She was wearing mittens.

Anonymous

Touchy Feely

I'm really feeling this story.
I have to, It's in braille.

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