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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Suicide Note
A man committed suicide by chopping his head off and left a suicide note in his mouth reading, "I don't need no body."
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Suicide 101
Q: How does a Russian commit suicide?
A: He smells his armpit.
Q: How does an American commit suicide?
A: He tells this joke to a Russian.
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Kamikaze Pilots
Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?
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(Why Is It)
, Word Play Jokes
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, Dark Humor Jokes
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