Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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How Old Am I?

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Anonymous

Mike-Donald's

Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
A: They both stick their meat between 4-year-old buns!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Riddles
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