Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Clip Clop

Q: What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

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Witches Brew

Q: What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A: A self cleaning coven!

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Vampires in a Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then the third vampire says, "I'd like a pint a plasma." Then the bartender says, "OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?"

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