Happy Birthday Dear

My wife is wonderful!  It's my birthday and she just surprised me with a $250K life insurance policy and a two week trip to China. What a great gal!

The Vows

When Ken a married man for 50 years died, his wife Edie was devastated. A couple of months later, Edie also died. Once in heaven, Edie anxiously looked for Ken. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name: “Ken. Darling… Ken” Ken said: “Hold your horses woman, and don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was very clear… “Until death do us part”.

Helper Virus

Q: Why did the Coronavirus cross the street?
A: To help seniors get to the other side