Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Old Limbo Dancers

OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.

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Captain Hook Died

Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

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Princess Diana Alive

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

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