Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Bad Business

Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied

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Written By: KielPhillips

Old Limbo Dancers

OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.

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Captain Hook Died

Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

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