Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Special FX

My friend asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod. I said, "It's for sound effects during sex." He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?" I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."

Anonymous

Dead People In Trashcans

Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

Anonymous

Dead Hookers -Riddles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

Anonymous
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