Dark Humor Jokes - Catholic Jokes

The Taxi Driver

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you" said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. "Wait, I think you are a little mixed up", said the priest. "Shouldn't  I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word." "Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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Anonymous

Lumber Confession

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. "Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest.
"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"
O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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Anonymous

Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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