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Dark Humor Jokes - Casket Jokes
Hurry and Die
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
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Legacy
Three retired friends were talking over drinks about their careers and they got on the subject of leaving a legacy. One friend asked the others, when people see you in your casket, what would you like them to say? The first friend hoped they would comment on how great a doctor and family man he was. The second friend hoped they would comment on him being a great teacher and making a difference. The third friend paused in reflection then said, I would like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving!"
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Blonde's Coffin Shape
Q: Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?
A: Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!
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