Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

He Didn't Make It

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer. "I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."

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Okie Jokie

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies

Anonymous

Childcare

When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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