Cross the Road Jokes

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.

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Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Dead Baby Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the street?
A: To get away from the abortion clinic.

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