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Cross the Road Jokes
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
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Razor
Q: Why did the razor cross the face?
A: To get to the other sideburn.
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Lovestruck Toad
Q: Why did the toad cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
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