Cross the Road Jokes

Chicken Cross The Road - Bagpipe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bagpipe recital.

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Pro Baseball Player Cross Road

Q: Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
A: Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

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Chicken Cross the Road - Grass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.

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