Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Shark Week

Great collection of Shark Week Jokes to compliment Discovery Channel's Shark Week. Set your filter for kids, office, risque or uncensored. LOL with Shark Humor. Share them at the office or use JokerZ email service to send to your friends.

Lochte vs. Shark

Q: Why didn't Ryan Lochte race for Discovery's Shark Week?
A: He was mugged by a hammerhead at gun point and unable to swim.

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Snowshark

Q: What do you get from a snowshark?
A: Frostbites

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Shark Week - Research Breakthrough

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you're diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.
If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.

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