Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

From One of Tom Clancy Books

From one of Tom Clancy's books:
Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???"
Crew (In Unison): "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
CO: "Now, let's be more positive..."
Crew: "I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
CO: "OK, How about a negative attitde check..."
Crew: "I DON'T LIKE THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
CO: "OK, How about a short attitude check ..?"
Crew: "FUCK THIS PLACE!"

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Vacation for Kim

Q: How's Kanye going to make up for the $30M loss from cancelling The Saint Pablo Tour?
A: He's helping Kim pack her jewelry for another European vacation.

Submitted BY: Howdy Doody

Peloton

Q: Definition of Peloton
A: The world’s most expensive clothes hanger.

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