Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

George Lucas Duct Tape

Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?
A:  They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.

Anonymous

Mickey Mouse Shot

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.

Anonymous

Hillary Clinton from KFC

Q: What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC?
A: Two breasts and a left wing.

Anonymous
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