Brazilian

A blonde was sitting in the train station reading the paper. The headline read, 12 Brazilian soldiers killed in shoot out. She turned to the man next to her and asked, "How many is a brazilian?"

Applying For A Job

A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns titled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."

Recovering from the Blonde

After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot,so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."