Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

Boyfriend Buying Flowers

A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

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Blonde with a Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Which Father?

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"

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