Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

Lawnmower

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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Blonde Sweet 'N Low

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet 'N Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke!

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How Long

This blonde teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court about a paternity issue. The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years, I tell you years" she replied. "That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he been intimate with you?" "I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."

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