Blonde's New Sportscar

A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"

Alzheimers

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Blondes in Tanning Salon

One day two blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, "Okay," she filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."