Blonde Put Out Cigarette

Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?
A: She threw it in the water and stepped on it.

Blondes in a Pickup Truck

Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck. Three sit in the cab and one sits in the bed of the truck. The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots. Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them. "Where have you been?" they ask. Clearly frustrated, she responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tail gate!"

Blondes Parallel Park

Q: Why can't blondes parallel park?
A: Because guys keep telling them that 1 inch is really 6 inches.