Blonde and a Gorilla

Q:  What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A:  Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...

A Blonde Went To The Appliance Store Sale

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time. A new haircut and new color, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she, again, approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Blonde is Pregnant

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"