Blonde is Pregnant

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Blonde Puzzle

Two young blondes are sitting at a table in a coffee shop in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them drinks. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!" Smiling, the man says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?" The blondes' eyes twinkling, one of the happy to explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

Three Girls And A Fairy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Oh... crap!"