Transparency

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Blonde from Poland

A sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to cry and tell him her sad story. She is Polish and misses home terribly but can't afford to buy a ticket to go home. The sailor tells her his profession and makes a deal with her. "I'll hide you away on my ship on one condition: you have to have sex with me when I ask."
She hugs him, cries and agrees. So late that night they sneak on to his ship and he hides her in a big life boat with a canvas cover. He tells her he'll bring her food and water, and she'll just have to stay hidden because she'll be in big trouble if she's caught. So for the next three weeks he brings her rations every day and sleeps with her every night. Finally one day the captain is strolling on deck, sees something suspicious and lifts the cover discovering the girl. He yells "STOWAWAY!"
Scared she explains, "Dont be mad at me sir. One of your sailors stowed me away to take me home to Poland, and is having sex with me for payment!"
"No kidding? Lady... this is the Staten Island Ferry!"

Can't Get Worse

One day a blonde was sitting on a bench crying. A man comes by and asks her what is wrong. The blonde tells the man that her mom just died. The man sits down next to her and says, "Nothing could be worse than that." The blonde looks at the man and starts crying even harder. The man asks, "Are you gonna be ok?" The blonde says, "It does get worse. I just talked with my sister her mom had died too."