Can't Get Worse

One day a blonde was sitting on a bench crying. A man comes by and asks her what is wrong. The blonde tells the man that her mom just died. The man sits down next to her and says, "Nothing could be worse than that." The blonde looks at the man and starts crying even harder. The man asks, "Are you gonna be ok?" The blonde says, "It does get worse. I just talked with my sister her mom had died too."

Green Golf Balls

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?" "Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"

So Relieved!

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"