Potatos

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead are running from the cops they decide to hide inside some barrels. The cops kick the one with the Brunette she goes meow the cops think it's a stupid cat. Then the cops kick the one with the Redhead she goes woof woof the cops think it's a stupid dog. Last they kick the one with the Blonde and she says potato!

Blonde Calling Tech Support

One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support. "Hello how can I help you?" the tech support woman says. "Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says. "What window do you have open?" asks the tech. "Are you crazy? It's freezing cold outside!"

Blonde Coffee Breaks

Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.