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Safe Blonde
Q: How does a blonde have safe sex?
A: She locks the car door.
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Double The Recipe
Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
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New Inventions
New Inventions by Blondes:
- The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Solar powered flashlight.
- Submarine screen door.
- A book on how to read Inflatable dart board.
- A dictionary index.
- Powdered water.
- Pedal powered wheel chair.
- Water proof tea bags.
- Zero proof alcohol.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- Skinless bananas.
- Do it yourself road map.
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