Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Wavy Blonde

Q: Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?
A: Because a blonde drowned in it.

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Blonde Ponytails

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Riddles
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Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."

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