Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blonde Skydiving

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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Blonde Prostitute

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

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Down Hill Skiing?

Did you hear about the blonde that couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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