Order at a Restaurant

A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit, "I was keeping it warm." Disgusted, the wife says, "Please cancel my hotdog order."

A Blonde and Brunette in a Car

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."

Blonde Girl

Q: How do you tell when a blonde girl reaches orgasm?
A: She drops her nail-file