What's Your Name?

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men. What's your name?" He thought for a moment and said, BJ, BJ Titsengolf.

Woman With a Black Eye

A woman went to the bar with a black eye. "How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town?" he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Arms, Heads, IQ

Q: What has 72 arms and 36 heads and has an I.Q. of 12?
A: A redneck bar on friday night