Bar Jokes - Drunk Jokes

Anhueser Busch

A drunk blonde walks into a bar, the bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Anonymous

Bar Window

Two guys are sitting in a fourth story bar drinking. The first guy stands up and says, "I'm done," and walks to the window, jumps out, then blows right back in. He says, "I knew it, the draft was too strong," and he sits back down.
A few minutes later, the other guy says, "I'm done," and jumps out the window and falls to his death. The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Submitted BY: bizzyb05
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