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Redneck Driving
Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.
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Come Home To This
This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk. "I have to come home to this!'' the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl. "What's wrong with her?'' asks the bartender. ''She's beautiful and half your age!''
''Exactly. That's my daughter.''
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Twisted Logic
An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
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