Art & Music Jokes

Must Be Only 20 Minutes

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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Trumpets and Birth Control

Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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The Cellist

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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